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As you all know, we are looking into signing 3 major players to help us into pushing for that elusive Champions League next season. Out of some many players that we have scouted, there is this bloke who really caught my eyes. Your no 9, Mat Yo eh..? Yes, he’s the one. I think he can play alone upfront, good eyes for goals, fancy footwork and boy… can he dribble. Ahh… forget about what ever the other coach said about him. Irfan who..? He cant see a talent even if one dropped on his forehead like a sack of uncooked kerepok gete. Mat Yo will replace 3meterpeter or better known as Peter Crouch, the useless git who is so tall that we need a ladder just to talk to him. Further, I think Mat Yo can be a good friend to Van Der Vart, afterall both have good taste in women (both have good looking wive).
Mat Chah.. is that the name of your keeper? I normally signed unknown French blokes. However, I can say that I am the best in spotting new talent. I think he only make 3 saves but those were top class. Maybe, the Terengganung… did I pronounced it correctly, pardon my French, ok let me said it again, maybe the kerpok lekor’s team did not bring their shooting boots, but who cares. Mat Chah kept a clean sheet and far more better than what I have in Almunia the butterfingers and Lukasz Flapbianski.
Charlie Adams is leaving us in the summer and I cant see no other to replace him but your captain Piya, nimble feet and loads and loads of drives. He’s good in taking corners and freekick as well, isn’t he. Well Blackpool is not as glamorous as Manchester or London, where Mat Yo is heading, but I think Piya can play his role here. If Piya misses Pantai Cahaya Bulan, he can easily go to the seaside and pretend that he is back home in Kelantan.
Paul Scholes, a superb player has retired. I tried to entice Modric from Spurs, but they wont sell him. Paul spent his entire 17 years career in United 1st team. To replace the 36 years old boot is one huge task. My other target is Wesley Sneidjer, however, the expected asking price of GBP35m gave the owner nightmares and Inter Milan can match United’s ambition and stature as title contender. The cheaper alternative would be your no 8, Shakir. Good long shots and tough tackling midfielder. He can take Paul’s place anytime.
The best of all comments came from Daniel Levi, the Chairman of Spurs. I like the way Tan Sri Annuar runs KAFA, the way he form the team, the character building, the financial aspect. We at Spurs is rated top 10 riches club in the world despite the fact that we are not in the Champions League year in year out. With Tan Sri Annuar at the helm, I can see that KAFA can achieve an independent financial status, unlike the neighboring team, which relies on handouts from the government. KAFA will reap the benefits of Tan Sri’s vision and long term planing. I wish him all the best and hope he stays as President for at least 10 years, so that all the development programs can go smoothly… and maybe he can take my place when I retired.
Not to be outdone by his English counterparts, Pep Guardiola has the following to say… The ARMY set up is similar to the Barca’s La Masia. Do you know that La Masia in translated English is the farmhouse… anyway …The youth academy of Barcelona holds more than 300 young players, and has been praised since 2002 as one of the best in the world, being a significant factor in FC Barcelona’s European success as well as the Spanish national team’s success at the 2010 FIFA World Cup. In 2010, la Masia achieved a record breaking honor becoming the first youth academy to have all three finalists for the Ballon d’Or in one same year, with Andrés Iniesta,Lionel Messi and Xavi Hernández. I hope ARMY will be as successful as La Masia and produce top class players for both Kelantan and Malaysia.
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